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Trap Them was an American hardcore punk band formed in Salem, New Hampshire in 2001. They released five studio albums and five EPs, including a split EP with Extreme Noise Terror.
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The Carlow Senior Hurling Championship is an annual hurling competition contested by top-tier Carlow GAA clubs.
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