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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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