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\"So High\" is the debut single from British R&B singer Jamelia. It was her first single for Parlophone in 1999. The single did not chart in the UK and is rare due to the fact it did not feature on her debut album, Drama. It was also omitted from her greatest hits compilation, along with Drama singles \"I Do\" and \"Boy Next Door\".

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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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The River Kinder is a small river, only about 3 miles (4.8 km) long, in northwestern Derbyshire, England. Rising on the peat moorland plateau of Kinder Scout, it flows generally westwards to its confluence with the River Sett at Bowden Bridge. En route it flows through the Kinder Gates rocks, over the waterfall known as Kinder Downfall, and through Kinder Reservoir, built in 1903–12 by the Stockport Corporation Water Works. Until the 19th century at least, the name was formerly also applied to the River Sett as far as its confluence with the River Goyt in New Mills.

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{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}

{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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Alternate Warriors is an alternate history anthology edited by Mike Resnick, published in the United States by Tor Books. The anthology contains 29 short stories, including Resnick's own \"Mwalimu in the Squared Circle\". The other stories are by different authors, and present scenarios where famous peacemakers are instead warriors in a way that did not occur in real life. The anthology was released on September 1, 1993.

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